- Oh Me, Oh My lyrics
- Golfshirt Pt. 2 lyrics
- High School Reunion lyrics
- Wtc #7 lyrics
- Dianalee lyrics
- Crocodile lyrics
- (Stand By Your) Manatee lyrics
- Garage Sale lyrics
- Led Zeppelin Rules lyrics
- Dance lyrics
- I'm Not A Loser lyrics
- The Backpack Song lyrics
Nerf Herder IV (2008)
- Welcome To My World lyrics
- New Wave Girl lyrics
- Mr. Spock lyrics
- Jacket lyrics
- Rock City News lyrics
- Cashmere lyrics
- Nervous Breakdown lyrics
- Jenna Bush Army lyrics
- Defending The Faith lyrics
- Busted lyrics
- New Jersey Girl lyrics
American Cheese (2002)
- Hotel California lyrics
- Love Sandwich lyrics
- High School lyrics
- Bridge Under Troubled Water lyrics
- The Sportsman Bar lyrics
- I've Got A Boner For Christmas lyrics
- Fight For Your Right To Masturbate lyrics
- I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream lyrics
- Nikki Webster lyrics
- [bonus Track] lyrics
My E.P. (2001)
- Vivian lyrics
- Courtney lyrics
- Lamer Than Lame lyrics
- Feeling Bad lyrics
- Pantera Fans In Love lyrics
- 5000 Ways To Die lyrics
- She's A Sleestak lyrics
- Jonathan lyrics
- For You lyrics
- Life On Mars lyrics
- Pervert lyrics
How To Meet Girls (2000)
- Deck The Halls lyrics
- I've Got A Boner For Christmas lyrics
- Santa Has A Mullet lyrics
High Voltage Christmas Rock (2000)
- Down On Haley lyrics
- Golfshirt lyrics
- Sorry lyrics
- Easy Mark (My Records Version) lyrics
- Easy Mark (Arista Version) lyrics
- Van Halen lyrics
- Diana lyrics
- Nosering Girl lyrics
- Annalee lyrics
- You're Gonna Be The One Who's Sorry lyrics
- I Only Eat Candy lyrics
Nerf Herder (1996)
- Are You Ready For The Summer lyrics
- Are You Ready For The Summer? lyrics
- Boys Wanna Rock lyrics
- Can't Wait lyrics
- Come Back Down [HIDDEN TRACK] lyrics
- Courtney Love lyrics
- Do The Maurie lyrics
- Doin' Laundry lyrics
- Don't Hate Me (Because I'm Beautiful) lyrics
- Easy Mark lyrics
- Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song lyrics
- Hospital lyrics
- I Can't Help Myself lyrics
- Karaoke King lyrics
- Kiss Me Deadly lyrics
- Let Me Rock You lyrics
- Lipstick On Your Collar lyrics
- Mr. Blue Sky lyrics
- Out Of Reach lyrics
- Rappin' Nerf Rap lyrics
- Second Best lyrics
- She's In The Hospital lyrics
- Sigfried And Roy lyrics
- Thinking Of You lyrics
- You've Thrown It All Away lyrics