- Prologue: "Mr Beckett Sir..." lyrics
- Theatre Of The Absurd lyrics
- If I Go Mad lyrics
- Baby Burglar lyrics
- Act One: "Surrounded On All Sides.." lyrics
- C'est La Vie lyrics
- What On Earth Is It (You Take Me For?) lyrics
- Hour Of Need lyrics
- Act Two "The Damsel In Distress.." lyrics
- Round We Go lyrics
- Act Three: "The Situation Deteriorates.." lyrics
- Lockdown And Frack Off lyrics
- Beginners 101 lyrics
- Is There Anybody Out There? lyrics
- The Law According To Dr. Kippah lyrics
- Epilogue: "And So Ladies And Gentlemen.." lyrics
- Run For Your Life lyrics
- Set Me Free (Let Me Be) lyrics
- In My Street lyrics
- Fin.: "Ladies And Gentlemen.." lyrics
Theatre Of The Absurd Presents C'est La Vie (2023)
- Can't Touch Us Now lyrics
- Good Times lyrics
- Mr. Apples lyrics
- I Believe lyrics
- Grandslam lyrics
- Blackbird lyrics
- You Are My Everything lyrics
- Another Version Of Me lyrics
- Mumbo Jumbo lyrics
- Herbert lyrics
- Don't Leave The Past Behind You lyrics
- (Don't Let Them) Catch You Crying lyrics
- Pam The Hawk lyrics
- Given The Opportunity lyrics
- Soul Denying lyrics
- Whistle In The Dark lyrics
Can't Touch Us Now (2016)
- Don't Quote Me On That lyrics
- The Business lyrics
- I'm Walkin' - Fats Domino lyrics
- On The Beat Pete lyrics
- Don't Look Back lyrics
- Reach Out I'll Be There - The Four Tops lyrics
- Embarrassment lyrics
- Mistakes lyrics
- That's The Way To Do It lyrics
- Rocking In Ab lyrics
- Day On The Town lyrics
- Swan Lake lyrics
- In The Middle Of The Night lyrics
- Razor Blade Alley lyrics
- Madness lyrics
- Steppin' Into Line lyrics
- Night Boat To Cairo lyrics
- Sign Of The Times lyrics
- Solid Gone lyrics
- One Step Beyond lyrics
- Bed & Breakfast Man lyrics
- The Prince lyrics
- Baggy Trousers lyrics
- Grey Day lyrics
- My Girl lyrics
- Take It Or Leave It lyrics
Take It Or Leave It (2013)
- It Must Be Love lyrics
- Our House lyrics
- One Step Beyond lyrics
- Baggy Trousers lyrics
- House Of Fun lyrics
- Embarrassment lyrics
- My Girl lyrics
- Wings Of A Dove lyrics
- The Sun And The Rain lyrics
- Grey Day lyrics
- Nw5 lyrics
- Cardiac Arrest lyrics
- Tomorrow's (just Another Day) lyrics
- Driving In My Car lyrics
- Bed And Breakfast Man lyrics
- Lovestruck lyrics
- One Better Day lyrics
- Michael Caine lyrics
- Return Of The Los Palmas 7 lyrics
- The Prince lyrics
- Shut Up lyrics
- Madness lyrics
- Night Boat To Cairo lyrics
Total Madness (2012)
- My Girl 2 lyrics
- Never Knew Your Name lyrics
- La Luna lyrics
- How Can I Tell You lyrics
- Kitchen Floor lyrics
- Misery lyrics
- Leon lyrics
- Circus Freaks lyrics
- So Alive lyrics
- Small World lyrics
- Death Of A Rude Boy lyrics
- Powder Blue lyrics
- Black And Blue lyrics
Oui, Oui, Si, Si, Ja, Ja, Da, Da (2012)
- Lovestruck lyrics
- Johnny The Horse lyrics
- The Communicator lyrics
- 4 Am lyrics
- The Wizard lyrics
- Drip Fed Fred lyrics
- Going To The Top lyrics
- Elysium lyrics
- Saturday Night Sunday Morning lyrics
- If I Didn't Care lyrics
- No Money lyrics
Wonderful (1999)
- Nail Down The Days lyrics
- What's That lyrics
- I Pronounce You lyrics
- Oh lyrics
- In Wonder lyrics
- Song In Red lyrics
- Nightmare Nightmare lyrics
- Thunder And Lightning lyrics
- Beat The Bride lyrics
- Gabriel's Horn lyrics
- 11th Hour lyrics
- Be Good Boy lyrics
- Flashings lyrics
- 4 B.F. lyrics
The Madness (1988)
- (Waiting For The) Ghost Train lyrics
- (Waiting For) The Ghost Train lyrics
- 4 A.m. lyrics
- 4 Am lyrics
- A Day On The Town lyrics
- A Town With No Name lyrics
- Aeroplane lyrics
- All I Knew lyrics
- Are You Coming With Me lyrics
- Baggy Trousers lyrics
- Bed And Breakfast Man lyrics
- Believe Me lyrics
- Benny Bullfrog lyrics
- Blue Skinned Beast lyrics
- Brand New Beat lyrics
- Bullingdon Boys lyrics
- Burning The Boats lyrics
- Calling Cards lyrics
- Cardiac Arrest lyrics
- Close Escape lyrics
- Close Escaper lyrics
- Coldest Day lyrics
- Crying Shame lyrics
- Crying Shame lyrics
- Deceives The Eyes lyrics
- Disapear lyrics
- Disappear lyrics
- Don´t Look Back lyrics
- Dont Quote Me On That lyrics
- Don`t Quote Me On That lyrics
- Driving In My Car lyrics
- Embarasssment lyrics
- Embarrasment lyrics
- Ernie lyrics
- Fireball XL5 lyrics
- Give Me A Reason lyrics
- Grey Day lyrics
- Guns lyrics
- House Of Fun lyrics
- I'll Compete lyrics
- In The Rain lyrics
- In The City lyrics
- In The Middle Of The Night lyrics
- In The Rain lyrics
- It Must Be Love lyrics
- Jennie ( A Portrait Of ) lyrics
- Keep Moving lyrics
- Land Of Hope And Glory lyrics
- Lovestruck lyrics
- Mad Not Mad lyrics
- Madness lyrics
- Madness (Is all In The Mind) lyrics
- March Of The Gherkins lyrics
- Memories lyrics
- Michael Caine lyrics
- Mr Speaker Gets The Word lyrics
- Mrs Hutchinson lyrics
- Mummy 's Boy lyrics
- Mummy's Boy lyrics
- My Girl lyrics
- My Old Man lyrics
- Never Ask Twice Aka Airplane lyrics
- Never Knew Your Name lyrics
- New Delhi lyrics
- Night Boat To Cairo lyrics
- Not Home Today lyrics
- Nutty Theme lyrics
- NW5 lyrics
- On The Beat Pete lyrics
- One Better Day lyrics
- One Step Beyond lyrics
- One's Second Thoughtlessness lyrics
- Our House lyrics
- Pac-a-mac lyrics
- Perfect Place lyrics
- Please Dont Go lyrics
- Primrose Hill lyrics
- Promises Promises lyrics
- Prospects lyrics
- Razor Blade Alley lyrics
- Remembering all so clear lyrics
- Return Of The Los Palmas 7 lyrics
- Rise And Fall lyrics
- Rockin in Ab lyrics
- Samantha lyrics
- Seven Year Scratch lyrics
- Shadow Of Fear lyrics
- Shadow On My House lyrics
- Shame And Scandal lyrics
- Shut Up lyrics
- Sign Of The Times lyrics
- Solid Gone lyrics
- Stepping Into Line lyrics
- Sunday Morning lyrics
- Swan Lake 7 lyrics
- Sweetest Girl lyrics
- Take It Or Leave It lyrics
- Tarzan's Nuts lyrics
- Tarzan's Nuts 7 lyrics
- Tears You Cant Hide lyrics
- That Face lyrics
- Thats The Way To Do It lyrics
- The Business lyrics
- The Ghost of Reverand Greene lyrics
- The Harder They Come lyrics
- The Opium Eaters lyrics
- The Prince lyrics
- The Rise and Fall lyrics
- The Sun And The Rain lyrics
- The Young and The Old lyrics
- Time lyrics
- Time For Tea lyrics
- Tiptoes lyrics
- Tommorows Dream lyrics
- Tommorows Just Another Day lyrics
- Tomorrow's (Just Another Day) lyrics
- Turning Blue lyrics
- Un Paso Adelante lyrics
- Uncle Sam lyrics
- Victoria Gardens lyrics
- Walking With Mr Wheeze lyrics
- Waltz Into Mischief lyrics
- When Dawn Arrives lyrics
- Wings Of A Dove lyrics
- Wonderful lyrics
- Yesterday's Men lyrics
- Yesterdays Men lyrics
- You Said lyrics