- AOTKPTA lyrics
- We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit lyrics
- The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful lyrics
- One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation lyrics
- Full Frontal Obscurity lyrics
- Scavenger, Invader lyrics
- Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel lyrics
- God Wants Us All To Work In Factories lyrics
- Book Of Bot lyrics
- Slum Service (Served On The Sly) lyrics
- Tower Of Mammal lyrics
New Erections (2007)
- Armless And Overactive lyrics
- Who's Handling The Population Paste? lyrics
- Invented Organs lyrics
- New Tongue Sweepstakes lyrics
- Consenting Abscess lyrics
- One Decent Leg lyrics
- Movement Across The Membrane lyrics
- Oscillating Eyes lyrics
- Immune System Overdrive lyrics
- Hairy Mouth lyrics
Safety Second, Body Last (2005)
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form lyrics
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy lyrics
- Solar Panel Asses lyrics
- Live From The Russian Compound lyrics
- Wet Dream War Machine lyrics
- Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here lyrics
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? lyrics
- Teenage Mustache lyrics
- How To Become A Virgin lyrics
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better lyrics
- Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet lyrics
- File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' lyrics
- Practiced Hatred lyrics
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? lyrics
- Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The lyrics
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear lyrics
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? lyrics
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch lyrics
- Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur lyrics
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again lyrics
- Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed lyrics
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes lyrics
Plague Soundscapes (2003)
- Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs lyrics
- Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine lyrics
- Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby lyrics
- Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia lyrics
- Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed lyrics
- Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case lyrics
- This Is Radio Surgery lyrics
- Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition lyrics
- Sever The Toes lyrics
- Flight of The Wounded Locust lyrics
Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001)
- Moth-Eaten Deer Head lyrics
- Brand New Set of Teeth lyrics
- How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector lyrics
- Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth lyrics
- Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) lyrics
- The Perils of Believing in Round Squares lyrics
- Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) lyrics
- Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees lyrics
- Straight from the Horses Mouth lyrics
- An Extra Piece of Dead Meat lyrics
- Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys lyrics
- Backbones of Jack Asses lyrics
- Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality lyrics
- Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour lyrics
- High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family lyrics
- Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle lyrics
- Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever) lyrics
- Kill Roger Hedgecock lyrics
- Hairspray Suppository lyrics
- Cattle Mutilation lyrics
The Locust (2000)
- Ass Gravity lyrics
- Futile Agreement lyrics
- Sever The Toe lyrics
- Emancipation Fuckers lyrics
- Red lyrics
- Inbred America lyrics
- Helios lyrics
- Personal History lyrics
- Keep Of The Tracks lyrics