- A Cup of Tea lyrics
- A Semi-on With A Drop Of Pre-cum lyrics
- Air Hostess lyrics
- All I Want For Christmas Is You (To Bring Me Off) lyrics
- Arranged Bride lyrics
- Back and Forth lyrics
- Barry Didn't Do It lyrics
- Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt lyrics
- Carol Vorderman lyrics
- Chips Or Tits lyrics
- Come On Cliff, Admit You're Queer lyrics
- Dee (The Oldest Groupie) lyrics
- Detox My Cock lyrics
- Doctor Fox lyrics
- Ex-Girlfriend lyrics
- Feminine Itch lyrics
- Fred And Rose lyrics
- Fucksticks lyrics
- Gentleman's Wash lyrics
- Have A Wank lyrics
- I Shit My Pants lyrics
- I'm Gonna Lick You Out lyrics
- I've Had My Last Wank For England lyrics
- If You Don't Like This Song You're A Fucking Cunt lyrics
- Jesus (Baby With a Beard) lyrics
- Just Can't Get Enough lyrics
- Kunt Comfort lyrics
- Let's Go Commando lyrics
- Little Kunt's Song (Flabby Cunt Lips) lyrics
- Make Sure That She's Rank lyrics
- Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) lyrics
- My Mum Found My Wank Mags lyrics
- One Last Wank And One Last Cry lyrics
- Perverts On The Internet lyrics
- Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) lyrics
- Pubes lyrics
- Santa's Sack lyrics
- Shaven Haven lyrics
- Sit Down Wee lyrics
- Soapy Tit Wank lyrics
- The Birds And The Bees lyrics
- The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked A Sheep lyrics
- The Illegal Download Song lyrics
- The Two Finger Test lyrics
- The Worst Thing In The World lyrics
- This Christmas lyrics
- Use My Arse As A Cunt lyrics
- Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story) lyrics
- Wank The Dog lyrics
- Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died lyrics
- You're a Pervert lyrics
- Young Girl lyrics