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C I V I L W A R (2008)
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- Labourissuesinthetoydepartment lyrics
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Situationist Comedy (2002)
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Versus God (2000)
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This Shit Is Genius (1999)
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Midwestern Songs for the Americas (1998)
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More Songs About Girlfriends and Bubblegum (1997)
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