- An Uncomfortable Routine lyrics
- Antidepressants Are Depressing lyrics
- Ultra Carb Diet Carpooling Stupid Fucking Life lyrics
- The One Above All, The End Of All That Is lyrics
- Instrumental lyrics
- Black Out lyrics
- There Ain't No CAN'T In AmeriCAN lyrics
- Zero MPH Fallover lyrics
- There Is Never Enough Time To Do Nothing lyrics
- I'm Trying To Fly To The Moon Using Two Magnets And Willpower lyrics
- Blood Mosh Hips Hair Lips Pills Fuck Death lyrics
The One Of Above All, The End Of All That Is (2005)
- Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit. (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Super Heroes) lyrics
- If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out, We're Joining The Army lyrics
- .. - ... .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. - .. -- . -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . lyrics
- God Is In His Heaven, All Is Right With The World lyrics
But The Past Ain't Through With Us (2003)
- I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With lyrics
- Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like An Ocean lyrics
- China Part Breakdown lyrics
- .. - ... .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. - .. -- . -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . lyrics
- Utah: The Whoopie Cushion Of America lyrics
- I Don't Give A Shit If I'm In Outer Darkness, I'll Make Friends lyrics
We May Be Through With The Past... (2003)
- We lyrics
- Are lyrics
- All lyrics
- Dead lyrics
- 100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated To Jon lyrics
- On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland lyrics
- Ted Nugent Goes Aol lyrics
- Total Pandemonium lyrics
- Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You lyrics
- You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face lyrics
- Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program lyrics
- Your Idea Of Facism And Global Intervention Makes Me Puke lyrics
- Lost My Job To A Machine lyrics
- Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray lyrics
- Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest) lyrics
Unfortunately We're Not Robots (2002)
- And Then The Robots Killed lyrics
- Absolute Denial Of The Ultimate Nullifier lyrics
- Hella Vegas Kids Say Hella lyrics
- Contra Code lyrics
- The Proclaimed Bat Hunter lyrics
- The Nest Of The Face Hugger lyrics