- After It Rains lyrics
- Always Keep a Diamond In Your Shoe lyrics
- An Intellectual Country Song About Joan Baez lyrics
- Barbara Allen's Grave lyrics
- Bells of St. Julian's (Criminal's Good-Night) lyrics
- But Not the Songs lyrics
- Carboard Box lyrics
- Crime of the Century lyrics
- Crooked Houses (of Armitage Avenue) lyrics
- Doorbell Ditching at the Pearly Gates lyrics
- Dread lyrics
- Ebenezer Walked lyrics
- Eighty-sixth Floor Homesick Blues lyrics
- Friday Avenue (Matt's E-mail Lament) lyrics
- Hobo Porn Theme lyrics
- How Mark Got His Sanity Back lyrics
- Human After All lyrics
- I Don't Believe in Summer lyrics
- I Thought She Was a Goth lyrics
- I Used To Be Cooler Than That Guy lyrics
- I Will Be Your Human Cannonball lyrics
- If I Loved You lyrics
- Pushing Cheerleaders Down the Stairs lyrics
- The Big Bad Retail Wasteland lyrics
- The Cold Air lyrics
- The Death Of Me Yet lyrics
- The Dragoncon Gospel Song lyrics