You've Been Hamburgled Lyrics

It's not good for you
It's not good for them either
At $5.15 for an hour
So just stop going to the drive-thru
Convenience is the death of reasoning
Convenience is the death of morality
Convenience is the death of the economy
Convenience is the death of your waist-line
Body by McDiet is the minimum circumstance you may come to notice,
But the effects reach further than your stubby hand grasping for the remote control.
We've all been hamburgled