You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Lyrics

You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around
on recapped tires.

And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.

You're the reason I've changed from beer to soda pop

And you're the reason I never get to go
to the beauty shop.

You're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.

I guess that we can't ever have
Everything we need
'Cause when we get "ahead"
It's got another mouth to feed

And you're the reason I can't get played
on MTV

You'd still be in The Pipettes
without me

And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same


Simon, why in the devil don't you shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?

What about yourself Julia, dressin' up in your stupid little housecoat with curls in your hair?
I mean, why don't you put on a clean nice dress and we can go out to a party or something

Considering what I went through today, I look like a movie star!

Yeah, Danny Devito!

Everybody know, all the ugly kids take after your side of the family

Well, what about the one that's bald?

Hahahaha, yeah.... ...bitch.