WTFMFWTFAYT? Lyrics

Said I was tired of swatting at flies
And then two flies knocked down the Twin Towers and a lot of people died
So I thought I'd make that the cornerstone of my campaign
Bring my friends to New York and have 'em say "9/11" again and again and again

What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?

I had other priorities than going to 'Nam
Like hanging out, doing blow, going AWOL, and hitting the bong
You know, back then I just didn't feel like going to war
That's what suckers like John Kerry are for
Heh heh

What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?

Oh, Higher Father
Where are you?
Oh, tell me
Is this what Jesus'd do?

I just don't feel like we should be changing horses in midstream
Even if the horse is on fire
And the stream is made of gasoline
I feel the country's much safer with him
Now that we're finally alone in the world
We can win

What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?
What the fuck, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you thinking?