Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick? Lyrics

Got a boss and his name is Chad
He likes to ride me real, real bad
I swear to God someday I'm gonna kick his ass

Makes me come in on Saturday
Always threatening to dock my pay
Tryin' not to laugh at his stupid face

He's always asking
"Why you always late?"
"Why you sniffin' that glue"
"Why is everyone complainin' 'bout you?"
You got some questions, Chad?
I got some questions too

Why aren't you suckin' my dick?
Why aren't you suckin' my balls?
Why aren't you suckin' my shaft?
Why aren't you suckin' my pubes?
Why aren't you suckin' it all?
You should be down on your knees
And you should get there real quick
You got a question for me?
I got a question for you
Why aren't you suckin' my dick?

Work with a guy and his name is Chuck
Always thinkin' that I give a fuck
When he's talkin' 'bout his kids and his dumb ass truck

He's always askin'
"Why do you pee all over the seat?"
"Why you steal all my lunches last week?"
You want some answers, Chuck?
How 'bout you answer me

Why aren't you suckin' my dick?
Why aren't you suckin' my balls?
Why aren't you suckin' my shaft?
Why aren't you suckin' my pubes?
Why aren't you suckin' it all?
You should be down on your knees
And you should get there real quick
You got a question for me?
I got a question for you
Why aren't you suckin' my dick?

Punched out and I cracked a beer
So stoned, I could barely steer
Saw them bright blue lights in my rearview mirror
Cop askin'
"Why you doin' ten in a fifty-five zone?
Swervin' your car all over the road?"
Well, if it's question time
I'd kinda like to know

Why aren't you suckin' my dick?
Why aren't you suckin' my balls?
Why aren't you suckin' my shaft?
Why aren't you suckin' my pubes?
Why aren't you suckin' it all?
You should be down on your knees
And you should get there real quick
You got a question for me?
I got a question for you
Why aren't you suckin' my dick?