What Would You Do Lyrics

if i gave you this cup would you drink from it or would you pass it up politely say ?i would not dream of it? or would you throw it back drain it to the very last drop what would you do if i gave you this cup if i gave you my hat would you put it on or say ?i couldn?t wear that it would look stupid on me? or would you wear it anyway say ?it don?t look half so bad? what would you say if i gave you my hat if i gave you excuses would you buy ?em or accuse me of being a bald faced liar or would you laugh and laugh as if i amused you what would you do if i gave you this cup would you throw it back drain it to the very last drop what would you do what would you do