(What If We) Arm The Homeless Lyrics

What would happen if we armed the homeless?
we'll take it to the streets and they'd take it from there
call a convention at the greyhound station
10,000 stinky wingnuts
with a gun in every shopping cart?
what would happen if we all gave each other herpes?
HPV and HIV?
Sterilize the entire country
then fuck like scabby rabbits on ecstasy?
what would happen if we took over the TV?
broke it down to only one station
and the entire screen was just a burning yuletide log
repeated endlessly?
what would happen if we all woke up
and had no thumbs nor tongue nor feet?
dragged ourselves out to the street
and everybody was silent on their hands and their knees
and for the first time you felt at peace?
what would happen if we armed the homeless?
I bet they'd do a better job than the police