What God Said Lyrics

I talked to God and god said "Hey
I've got a lot of things to say
Write it down this very day
And spread the word in every way."
I talked to God and here¹s the deal
He said to floss between each meal
Drive with both hands on the wheel
And on the first date, don¹t cop a feel

I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
That we shouldn't already know
Shouldn't already know

And talked to God and here's what he said
"Wear a helmet on your head
When you ride a bike instead
or you'll crash and end up dead."
I asked God for the Holy Word
Ageless wisdom never heard
He just said to feed the birds
Love your pets, clean up their turds

I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
That we shouldn't already know
Shouldn't already know

I talked to God and God said "John,
I let them kill my only son
And my creation's so undone
That I can't help out everyone
But if you're looking for advice
You don't need to ask me twice
Start with the basics: just be nice
And see if that makes things all right."

I talked to God and God said
I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
That we shouldn't already know
Shouldn't already know