Weights And Measures Lyrics

I'm the only one standing in the way

of total chaos

total chaos

anyone who says fifteen ounces

makes a pound

must be put down

cause a pound is pound and

a gallon's a gallon



Don't hesitate to calibrate

your dispensing machines

or underestimate

the importance of

Weights, weights and measures

Weights, weights and measures



Am I the only one left that care about

knobs and gauges?

clocks and gauges?

the public relies on all my snap decisions

of precision

English or metric

gas and electric



Don't hesitate to calibrate

your expensive machines

and I'll reiterate

the importance of

Weights, weights and measures

Weights, weights and measures



People all try to be

much more clever

than the other

People all try for

nothing more than

extra silver dollars



I'm the only one standing in the way

of total chaos

total chaos

anyone who says fifteen ounces

makes a pound

must be put down

cause a pound is pound and

a gallon's a gallon



Don't hesitate to calibrate

your expensive machines

and I'll reiterate

the importance of

Weights, weights and measures

Weights, weights and measures