Virtual Sex Lyrics

With all this virtual sex that's going around,
Cluttering my address, slowing me down.
When I'm at work your at home,
When I'm at home your at work.
With all this imminent death that's going around,
How can you expect me not to get down,
When you're not around,
When you're not around.

And if you're sucking it up,
Sucking it up,
And wishing you could spit it out:
Think about me,
Think of how I feel,
Getting a gold watch for watching a clock for twenty five years.
Let's come together.
Let's come together.
Let's come together.

Man, who's that calling in the middle of the night?

It's all a little to digital for me these days,
But it pays alot better than your alimony will.

It's nothing personal.
It's nothing personal.
It's nothing personal to get personable with the personnel.