Victim Lyrics

For large, even-numbered primes I looked
I looked but I could not find one
there are no large even numbered primes
I gave up because there are none
Mersenne, Mersenne, so I went to the gym
tried to work out in my streeties but they kicked me out again
and then on a bus it took so damn long
here at www.Ihatethebus.com

why? why? why? why?
why do you have so many pairs of shoes?
why? why? I don't get why
they're only shoes

I don't understand you
the cup crushing crazies offend you
what you really need
is a transistor in your gravy

I don't watch Friends and I'll say that again
it's about time they