Vampire Alberta Blues Lyrics

The vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates
Ducks into a Hummer
The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says
"Support the arts"
The vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide
In the Powerpoint of all the places he won't remember

The vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve
Of forest in the foothills
The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond
And shakes awake
The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads
"I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming"
Good times are coming