Unsuccessful Supervillain Lyrics

It was hard enough just thinking up a name
Now I'm bleeding and defeated in the city, in the rain
I can't win when you're around

What's the use of these elaborate plans
If they're gonna be foiled by a single man time and time again?

Sometimes I think about hanging it up, but then
There would be nobody making a fuss
And at the very least I could say I'm keeping it fun
I'm really not about how many battles you've won, yeah

I lost them all
On a good day I stand five feet tall
I am unsuccessful

When all the eyes, they look my way
I'm the highlight of the motorcade
And your victory parade, victory parade

Sometimes I think about hanging it up, but then
There would be nobody making a fuss
And at the very least I could say I'm keeping it fun
I'm really not about how many battles you've won, yeah

And the times you live a lie is gulping up from here
Well I left empty-handed, you left me stranded
And it doesn't look like it's going well for me, I know
Well I can understand, yeah
I left empty-handed

Sometimes I think about hanging it up, but then
There would be nobody making a fuss
And at the very least I could say I'm keeping it fun
I'm really not about how many battles you've won, yeah

It's not about how many battles you've won