Ugly Girl Lyrics

When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharing a shopping cart with her
And I couldn't turn and run away
I didn't know what to say
You introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not imagine my surprise
Can't you see?
You're leaving me
For an ugly girl

Does she talk about politics?
And all the stuff that used to make me sick?
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late?
Oh she's so great
Does she tell you what you want to hear?
And I bet that she could grow a beard
I'd feel better thinking you were queer
It's not fair
I can't compare
To an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha the jokes on me
I feel jealous and I feel mean
She's so nice that it makes up for her face
There's no way
Do you have to keep your eyes closed?
Do you have to keep the lights down low?
Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold
Can't you see?
You're leaving me
For an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl
A real ugly girl