Turkey In The Space Lyrics

A cheap little TV set plays Turkey In The Straw,
and up in the sky, a faint craft I saw,
say the humans, said to be children by law.
A cheap little TV plays Turkey In The Straw...

Safire sighs with news of a return.
Somewhat relieved, though emotionless as a fern.
When the next mission comes, for work he'll yearn.
Safire sighs with news of a return.

Celebrating proper, highly unlikely.
So called "preparation", NASA didn't believe.
The astronauts receive what's deserved, unforeseen.
Celebrating proper, highly unlikely.

As on the moon, they set foot on Earthen soil.
After all those years of work and toil,
it's at least comforting to know it's all over.
As on the moon, they set foot on Earthen soil.