True Life: I Live on the Jersey Shore Lyrics

i live on the jersey shore
think of you baby eight times a day or more
i know you toenails are always painted blue

and on the beach there together
i might have thought your name was heather
i said the wrong words but i was thinking of you

cuz i'm the gorilla that you needed
my feelings for you they can't be beated
the dance floor's so hot and i think you're nice

and we'll go out in shiny leather
and we'll be holding hands forever
seaside heights new jersey is our paradise

and the muscles in my neck are ripping my shirt again

your hair could lack a poof
and you know i wouldn't give a hoot
in my gorilla suit

i'm so into you

yeah i live on the jersey shore
i drink eight times my weight or more
and i'm always dreaming of you

yeah i live on the jersey shore
i drink eight times my weight or more
and i'm always dreaming of you

and the muscles in my neck are ripping my shirt again

your hair could lack a poof
and you know i wouldn't give a hoot

my life seems such a mess
when you're not sluttily dressed

if you wanna be orange
then i'm gonna be orange

on the jersey shore