Totally Unqualified Lyrics

We're carrying the heaviest load
And we're carrying for the culture vultures
And making more heads explode
And now our heads are attached to bodies

When the shit hits the fan, I run and hide
That's what makes me totally unqualified
To love you
Hey to love you
Hey to love you

I watched you disappear in the horizon
And I caught your disappearing act
You told the world that your bread was rising
And you were churning your own butter

She lives in the house where her mother died
That's what makes her so qualified to glove you
Hey to glove you
Hey to glove you

Pennies for your dollar
My bills are coming due
Put your head in the collar
My dreams are coming too
Now you gotta let me love you

After 72 hours go by
We can declare you officially missing
And because you said you will never die
We'll never stop looking for you

In your closets where I often hide
That's what makes me totally qualified to love you
Hey to love you
Hey to love you