Top Seacrets (demo) Lyrics

a lot of right-wing talk show hosts
took this beat before me, but fuck them!
and don henley, because i am more friendly
than all of 'em, much more approachable
catch me at the wave pool - i'm soakable

i took a roll of kodak film, loaded up the camera
turned invisible, then ran to the teleportation machine and jetted
to washington d.c. where i embedded
myself unseen, into the background
a top secret cabinet meeting, here's the low-down:

the people in attendance spoke of their intentions
of giving us detention with sickening inventions
forcibly injecting unsuspecting texans with anti-immunological weapons
all before the eve of the 2008 election
they're getting it done without question

so i'm sitting in the back of this room
they continue with this recipe for imminent doom
and it's sad but i can't say the news was shocking
i quietly snapped a photograph, started walking
all of a sudden the checkered floor below my feet
started to split to reveal beneath
a flaming pit with glowing coals
in the middle of the pit was a stake that rose
about 6 feet high, impaled upon it
was a blue-eyed baby boy, the whole scene was demonic!

i mean it, the measure of evil
exceeded what i thought existed in people
especially those who appear so dry and refined
in the view of the publics eye
but now i know, they're eating kids
just like the greeks and the aztecs did
what will i do to put a stop to this?
i'll rap about it
and that's it