Too Bad Kendra Doesn't Like Girls...Oh Wait. Lyrics

My name's Jocelyn Claybourne and I'm kind of a scene.
I wear bandanas, and I rock skinny jeans.

My name's Kendra Claybourne, and i'm kinda a groupie.
But don't get me wrong, I'm not like droopy.

I put those x's on my hands.
I get in bed with those bands.

I drink it up.
Lead Guitar? Not enough!

I'mma Groupie I'mma Groupie.
Tappin' the band.
Bein' a Slut.
Bangin' your wanted man.
We from the apartment.
Chillen with Steve.
Just what kind of status, will I achieve?

I tilt my hat to the side, Lead singer? I'll ride.

I tilt my bandana to the west, ALE all the best.

Oh my god, chris frizzle.
Is that Jessica Hustler.
Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Oh my god it's Justin Somers.

Crank the from first to last.
Hurry Up do it fast.

Oh my god I need some screamo.
And I'll become a bullimo.

I'mma Groupie I'mma Groupie.
Tappin' the band.
Bein' a Slut.
Bangin' your wanted man.
We from the apartment.
Chillen with Steve.
Just what kind of status, will I achieve?

I got a really bad rep but that's okay.
As long as it's the apartment that i'll stay.

I forgot my ipod with all the hfck.
Man what if they steal all my songs away.

Dude just do the same back.
Don't scream raise your fist make it a rap.


I'mma Groupie I'mma Groupie.
Tappin' the band.
Bein' a Slut.
Bangin' your wanted man.
We from the apartment.
Chillen with Steve.
Just what kind of status, will I achieve?

I Wish Kendra liked girls.
Oh wait.
I wish kendra liked curls.
Oh wait.
I wish kendra wanted me.
Oh wait.
I wish kendra, had a peewee
Oh wait.