Tiny Japanese Girl Lyrics

Tiny Japanese Girl
You're my Tiny Japanese Girl
Tiny Japanese Girl
Get out my shoebox girl, I need to put my shoes away

They're gonna get all scuffed and bad,
why're you in there, girl?
Doesn't even fit ya
I mean you're small but you're not a midget, girl

But I'm tiny like a doormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me

I can ride around on a Shetland pony and people say
I'm far away
(Well you are quite small)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo

Tiny Japanese girl,
when I'm stood next to you
You make me feel so tall
thought I'm just 5 foot 2

It's like I'm stood on a wall
or a really big dog
But it's just that your small
so there's no need for that dog

Tiny Japanese girl,
I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places
When you're needing to hide

But don't hide from my love
'Cause it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart,
I've seen you wheel it around

But I'm tiny like a doormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me

I can ride around on a Shetland pony and people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo