This Is A Power Ballad Lyrics

I was an orphan boy in a Muggle town
Nobody ever loved me till Albus came around
He said I was a wizard, I said I was the shh
He said, ?come to Hogwarts?, I said...?OK?

This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, from the Dark Lord
This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, me

I opened up the Chamber, let out the Basilisk
Got an O in Divination and got Hagrid expelled
(Why?) Say what? (Did he get expelled?)
Because he had an oversized spider
(Tell me more, tell me so much more)
Well ya see, it's like a spider only friggin' huge

This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, from the Dark Lord
This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, me

After I graduated, haters all recognized
The power of my power, and to my surprise
All the witches loved me, they were all good to go
Which means I didn't have to use Imperio

This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, from the Dark Lord
This is a power ballad to the Dark Lord
For the Dark Lord, me