These Damn Pimples Lyrics

These damn pimples
They never go away pulsing purple boils
Spell s-n-e-a-k

And what did I do to deserve this?
What did I ever do wrong?
I'm just an innocent victim
That's why I sing this sad song

These damn pimples
Cause me to fear
Viewing my once-gorgeous face
When I look in the mirror

And what did I do to deserve this?
What evil have I ever done?
These pimples prevent me from going on dates
And take away all of my fun

These damn pimples
Obscure my vision
Now everywhere I go
I'm met with jeers and derision

And what did I do to deserve this?
This is intensely unfair
Now people just notice my pimples
Instead of my luscious red hair

These damn pimples
They're slowly killing me
Like tiny purple vampires
They suck the life out of me

And what did I do to deserve this?
Sometimes I think I'll wake up
From this sick depressing dream
Where I wear eight layers of make-up

These damn pimples
Why won't they go away?
They're jinxed on good and tight
I think they're here to stay