The Suits (skit) Lyrics

What's up boss man? I did it
Price of fame, Real music
Pain, soul, live stream, real drums
I even got vinyls printed up, I got a choir on the outro
Skilla, baby, I love this, really, it's giving art
But here's the thing, rap, it's in decline
What you mean decline?
Pain and piano don't sell ad placements, you know what does?
TikTok dances
You want me to come up with a TikTok dance?
Yes, and maybe you do the hook in a British accent
The UK market is crazy right now, we need more versatility
What? I just got shot three months ago, ain't no British way to cry
I respect your trauma, but can we package it with an AI robot co-star?
Kids love robots, maybe a dancing bullet?
A what?
Look, the price of fame stuff, it's Grammy bait
But we need brand bait
I'm talking toothpaste deals
Fortnite skins, Skilla branded air fryers, think big
You want me to drop a deluxe album with a air fryer?
Exactly, Skilla, baby, heat it up
Comes with the recipes and QR codes
The whole nine
Man, fuck this
Rap guys will never learn