The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (and Crippled 3 Others) Lyrics

come to sport land,
we've got DDR,
bring your whipped boyfriend,
try and get him addicted,
we'll give you free tokens
his legs are jello
the bonus stage is blasting
the whole world's watching his dignity die
the whole world's watching your dignity die
. . .oh wait, you never had any
no matter
free tokens for all