The Somali Waltz Lyrics

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The Somali waltz

In Mogadishu
Minnesota
You might have heard there’s
Quite a load of

Money missing
New millionaires
All the kids are “learing”
In fake daycares

The Somali waltz
The Somali waltz
It’s the same old song
The Somali waltz

It’s sad but true
They’re screwing you
Dancing to
The Somali waltz

Play your cards right
You could be governor
And if you need a green card
Marry your brother

With liberal judges
On the take
There’s no fear of justice
While they shimmy and they shake

The Somali waltz
The Somali waltz
It’s the same old song
The Somali waltz

It’s sad but true
They’re screwing you
Dancing to
The Somali waltz

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The Somali waltz (let's go)
The Somali waltz
It’s the same old song
And it’s going strong

It’s sad but true
They’re screwing you
Dancing to
The Somali waltz

And Coming soon
To a state near you
New name
Same tune
The Somali Waltz