The Rap of Tasmania Lyrics

They don't know that we are the media
They don't know that we start the mania
They don't know that we are the media
They don't know that we start the mania
They don't know that we are the media
They don't know that we start the mania
The mania, the mania, the mania, the mania

Fuck it
Hey Amanda, I don't mean to be rude
But I think it's kind of nice when it's all slippery and smooth (smooth)
Some women just don't have a lot of hair
And to say they all look eight years old is really unfair (yeah)

I dig the jungle, I dig the rubyfruit (uh)
Just like a pirate, I dig the booty
You say you got the map, I say you got the treasure (uh)
Your hair can mark the spot where I can dig for pleasure

I like it fuzzy (yeah), I like it bare (uh huh)
But most of all, I really don't care
So let me clarify what I'm trying to say:
There's a thousand ways to shave it. Do it your own way!
Do it your own way!