The Lost Diadem Lyrics

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw

You had a diadem
You'd flaunt it in front of them
All the other witches were jealous as fuck
Helga was mad
your crown was so rad
And she just had a crappy teacup

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw

Godric wanted to try it
Salazar tried to buy it
But rowena wasn't havin' none of that
She said, y'all might be hatin'
But there ain't no mistakin'
This diadem is better than the Big G's Sortin' hat

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw

Rowena had that crown
She must have passed it down
But no one knows where that thing could have gone
It never has been found
It's got to be around
Everyone at Hogwarts wants to try it on

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw

That crown could make you smarter
The smart kids just try harder
Wherever could that tight tiara be?
Rowena, where'd you hide it?
We really wanna find it
Solvin' this puzzle's like sudoku times three

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena
Rowena
Rowena Ravenclaw

Rowena
Rowena
Rowena diadem
Rowena
Rowena
Where's that diadem?