The Irony Is In The Title (I Wrote That Too) Lyrics

I'm the only one who's allowed
To profit from my pain
Stop singing these songs
They mean nothing to you
They mean everything to me

A child is broken hearted
I think he needs some time
Maybe five minutes
And another guy is singing
A posers song

There's a guy I know
He shops at the Gap
He likes skittles and jellybeans
And everything is fine, everything is fine

I'm taking it all back

Write your own heartache
I'm taking mine back