Lyrics to The Inflatable Cheese
Sad, bored, dumb, lazy and low
Watches lord of the rings 5 times in a row
It's the special edition with the extra footage in
Without the explicit scenes of merry and pippin

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese

Happy, awake, joyful and high,
I think I'll have a slice of chicken pie,
It's the special recipe with extra gelatin,
Made in a pie shop based in Dunfermline.

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

Look at him he can play the guitar
He's read every page of the Qu'ran
He would rate it 5 out of 5
Because of the way it makes wars and takes lives

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

So what do you do when you're bored?
You just chant:
FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA

Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

Niv (Cough)
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