The Goths Brought Revels And I Felt Cheated Lyrics

The Goths brought Revels into â??Nosferatuâ?
So why did I feel cheated
Minstrels I could cope with
So much for fitting
Suck dark packaging with such dark chocolate
But pale orange wrappers?
And taste surprises?
Light flavours with a milk chocolate shell
What was I expecting?
Bat shaped biscuits?
Or maybe some blood flavoured crisp?
But no-one makes blood flavoured crisps and no-one bought bat-shaped biscuits
What the fuck was I expecting?
Ant why should I be so surprised?
Another stupid preconception with no relation to the real world
We based their lives on an image so no wonder we still felt cheated