The Devil's Just Not Getting Old Lyrics

He's not starting to lose his teeth
He's not starting to eat less beef
No, the Devil's just not getting old

He's not starting to show up lame
He's not starting to dislike flame
No, the Devil's just not getting old

He's not having hearing loss
He's not forgetting how to floss
He's still not giving a freaking toss
His feet aren't turning cold

He's not complaining of shooting pains
He's not having varicose veins
He's not experiencing shrinking brains
His full story's not been told

He's still testing extremely well
He's still running a hell of the Hell
No, the Devil's just not getting old