The Coca Cola Kid Lyrics

Did you hear what happened to him?
He was playing the piano
Did you see who he was? Was he one of us?
He acted like an animal

How do you do? Adieu
Have you tried the caviar?
What do you do? Oh, me too
I heard that at your seminar

What do you people think you are?
So antiquated
I'm younger, with hunger to love her
To get luckier

Oh, The Coca Cola Kid
Find out what he did, and if he had good intentions
Oh, The Coca Cola Kid
I heard he flipped his lid
I think he's in the wrong direction

You were the kind to get the girl
Eloquent and charming
But when you sit at the keys and you don't look at me
Your manner is alarming

Oh, boo, Boo hoo, Poor you
Shame to have come this far
Here have a tissue - Bless you
Stay and eat more caviar

Oh, The Coca Cola Kid
Find out what he did, and if he had good intentions
Oh, The Coca Cola Kid
I heard he flipped his lid
I think he's in the wrong direction