The Chronicles Of Diarrhea - Chapter X - Diarrhea Milkshake Lyrics

Uncle Barry's sick, can't control his bowels
I clean up after him, and sop it up with towels
Last Thursday I was thirsty
And I craved a thick shake
I realized the ingredients
Were right there for me to take

Shovel a pile into a dustpan
Transport the bounty into the kitchen
Strain the feces with a colander
Save the chunks in my beard for later

A savory disaster... Diarrhea milkshake!
A savory disaster... Diarrhea milkshake!