The Chronicles Of Diarrhea - Chapter III - Diarrhea Stroganoff Lyrics

Here's what you need for this fecal recipe
Egg noodles, chili, pizza and beans
White castle burgers and some laxatives
Wash it down with egg nog, yeah!

Augh, who beefed?
It's stroganoff like you've never had before
Hover your cheeks!
And fire steaming hot shit all over the place!
All over your plate!
All over your face!

Stir it up and let it cool
Two minutes, that should do, all right!