The Chaperone Lyrics

Clinking glasses drown out all conversation
They’re way past due by 11:30
Soft-focus idiots scramble up the stairs
I stared and drank a gallon of water
Keep the chaperone’s hands occupied
I’m dragging the fun through a salad
But you’re drowning out all the conversation
Deep-seated in a cement-filled gut
I wondered if I was doing something wrong
I stared and drank a gallon of water
Keep the chaperone’s hands occupied