The Champion Lyrics

As you can see, I'm the best thing to hit Earth
I've been winning non-stop from my day of birth
And while I'm winning, I'm eating some chocolate Rolos
When you reach my height you only move in slow-mo
I cross the finish line with so much passion
If i got money for this I'd definitely be cashin'
Out real soon, I'd go to the zoo
And buy me a baboon, it would clean my shoes

Yeah he's the best thing, since "I Love Lucy"
He's the train engineer you're just the caboos-ey
Can he apologize for all those years?
That he left losers with so many tears

He's a self-proclaimed modern day savior
Though he don't heal the blind, he heals losing behavior
I can see the future and here's what I see
Zero losses and unlimited victories

I've said this three times already, but I am the best
I'm so much more advanced than all the rest
For heavens sake, I was just reading a book
While playing chess and slowly moving my rook
To knight three, I'm like Free Willy
'Cause I'm so beastly, turn on the TV
What do you see?
You see me, on the tv,
that's what you see, you see me

He's on Television and the radio
He's super modest so he won't even say so
He's got one huge gold medal
To account for the other nine hundred in total
He runs 10 miles every day
It wakes him up and gets him motivated
I honestly don't have anymore to sing
'Cause he's just won the superbowl and got a championship ring

I'm the champion
I'm the very best thing
In all the land
I have the best
Record of them all
Never lost a match
Ever