The Amazing Jeckel Brothers (Intro) Lyrics

Hello there sir.
Well I'll tell ya, I lived around here all my life
I never once noticed this place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy
Probably bring some business to the joint.
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh...
Some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man.
He collects old shit like this and I figured
I figured I'd get'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself.
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you're looking for.
A candle huh?
Yeah, well maybe I'm in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But I hah..... got electricity in my house.
No this is no ordinary candle my boy.
Come closer and witness the light
That this magical candle will shed upon your life.
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin.
Witness my friend
Witness the light
Of the Amazing
Jeckel Brothers!