Tgif Lyrics

Friday night; I'm on a date with this girl I know
Things are going great I think we might go
Back to her place to make out and drink some beers,
And if I'm lucky maybe I'll get to fuck her ear.
It's just another Friday night.
Do what feels good, not what feels right.
I wish there was no end in sight to my typical Friday nights.
First she'll â??cuff me to the foot of the bed,
Then she'll spank me with a frozen loaf of bread.
If she wants to she can punch me in the head,
Just as long as I have some fun before I'm dead.
Another Friday night, what is there to do?
Get some brown paper bags and fill them with some poo.
Light them on fire with some stolen road flares,
And maybe next week we'll push some old folks down the stairs.