Tentacles Lyrics

If not for the language barrier
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the geographical obstacles
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the language barrier
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the geographical obstacles
I might marry her
I might marry her

Although she has tentacles
I'm in love with tentacles

There are trolls everywhere
There are trolls in my hair
There are trolls everywhere
That I look there are trolls to spare

There are trolls everywhere
There are trolls in my hair
There are trolls everywhere
That I look there are trolls to spare

And one offered my free tango lessons
And without even thinking I gladly said yes
And though at first I thought that I may regret that decision
I never did in fact it was the best

Because the instructor was very beautiful
She had unparalleled beauty though she was a troll
She had charm and she had wit and she could dance like only a troll could
So we danced all night long

If not for the language barrier
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the geographical obstacles
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the language barrier
I might marry her
I might marry her

If not for the geographical obstacles
I might marry her
I might marry her

Although she has tentacles
I'm in love with tentacles
I'm in love with tentacles
All I want is tentacles