Teenaged Punks On Talk Shows Lyrics

teenage punks on talk shows are really fun to see
it's right up there with incest and midget wrestling

they wear their punk rock hairdos
they wear their punk rock clothes
when somebody asks them why, they don't even know

they make us all look stupid
they make us look insane
painted with a shaven head is abscene of the brain

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teenage punks on talk shows, they nag their moms to death
they call it teen rebellion, it's just another fad

they wear their punk rock hairdos
they wear their punk rock clothes
when somebody asks them why, they don't even know

don't tell me just to be myself
when you just look like everybody else
if it's just a statement, tell me what you're trying to say
stop trying to be just like Green Day!

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teenage punks on talk shows, they're full of shit to me
teenage punks on talk shows, are just a bore to me
they wear their punk rock hairdos
they drool on Jenny Jones
when somebody asks them why, they just pick their nose