Suicidio Adolecente Nolo Haga! Lyrics

Heather told me she teaches real life.
She said real life sucks losers dry.

I'm worshipped at Westerburg
(And I'm only a Junior!)

OoooOOoooooh.
You wanna fuck with the Eagles
You have to learn to fly!

Your son's a homosexual!
(I love my dead gay Son.)
My son's a homosexual!
(I love my dead gay Son.)

They all want me as a friend!
Or a fuck.