Studio Audience Killed Me Lyrics

Stop being chameleons, please!
Now do I have to blame Jeff Foxworthy?
Congratulations, you survived.
Yeah, you got a cake, but why?
You're not blind: I've seen you see.

You put a fireplace in my seat,
But I'm not real at least.
You may not sell fast food.
Your children are that rude?
The studio audience killed me...

We are all ignorant kittens,
Simply because the principal told us so
We may not know what he knows,
And he may not ever show us
But we sure act like we're in control

Humans shouldn't know humans.