Storybook Life Lyrics

I said to myself "I'm the man, got a pocket full of money" Certs in my mouth in case my breath is kinda funky I saw a hottie staring right at me She kinda looked like the chick that did the video with Tommy Lee Oh man, is she coming over I gotta get this show on the road, yeah, yeah, yeah She said "Where have I seen you before If you didn't like that one, well I got about twenty more I need a mac diggity-daddy take me out And in his caddy we can kick it till the briggity-briggity-break of dawn" I said this sounds like fun but I ain't with it But if you're a good boy I just might let you (*cough*) Hold my hand because I ain't about to Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am I hope you understand that I don't want Britney tonight And Selma, yeah she's alright I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me ?Cause baby you're just the type Stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life In my storybook life Yo, I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky I told her nighty-night and then she asked if she could kiss me She said "Don't you wanna spend the night" Then she bit me on the ear, felt like I was in a Tyson fight Oh God, she's losing control now So I said I just want someone to hold, yeah, yeah, yeah Mariah, she ain't for me That brunette on V.I.P. She don't hold a candle to you ?Cause baby you're just the type Stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life Yeah, yeah, yeah Baby, you're just the type I can talk to all night Be the star in my storybook life Sabrina, Felicity Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep You can keep your Halle Berry ?Cause baby you're just the type For the sure Mrs. Right Would you be the star in my storybook life In my storybook life This is my storybook life