Steve Perry Lyrics

What do you say to the man who knows it all
Together we stand with Steve Perry, divided we fall
The grounds shake and the winds fly
And the people begin to cry
For over the mountain pouring like a fountain comes
Lava Man

Steve Perry
Saviour of our doubts
Steve Perry
He hates brussels sprouts

Lava man draws near (but)
Steve Perry has no fear (but)
He wants to do his hair (but)
Hair product is so dear (so)
He got a coupon in the mail (yeah)
He's gonna get it on sale (woo)
The deal better not fail
Or else we'll all get covered in lava
Turn into rock and then die

Out shoots a flaming ball
Steve Perry deflects it and it flies into a school hall
Filled with children and they all die
Why Steve Perry, why
Perry fights back with his laser eyes
But nobody cares 'cause it's him they despise
For Christmas he's gonna get brussels sprout fries
You're not Steve Perry!
It's lies, all lies!